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Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017
Most Popular Black Friday Jokes 2017 And Best Funny Rebecca Black Friday Jokes
 Black Friday Jokes 2017

Black Friday Jokes Quotes :-


What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! 
 Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year 
Black Friday = Broke Saturday Why did Michael Jackson go Black Friday shopping? He heard boys underwear was half off.
What was the horse looking for on Black Friday? A Macintosh.

How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal? Don't worry they'll let you know. 
 Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day. 

Black Friday: A day Americans are willing to kill over materialistic things just a day after celebrating what they're already thankful for.

If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze 


Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over tvs & stuff on sale

Black Friday. You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday.

I'll be celebrating Black Friday in my traditional way.... by completely ignoring it.

Black Friday = The Day People Spend Money They Don't Have On Things They Don't Need.

I farted in the Apple Store on Black Friday and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

Probable Headline: "1000 Americans killed trying to get twinkies on Black Friday."

Black Friday is more like the Hunger Games, and the winner gets $10 off a toaster.

I miss the good old days when Black Friday was ACTUALLY on Friday.

For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday

EVERY day is "Black Friday" if you're a Kardashian.

How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Black Friday deal? Don't worry they'll let you know.

Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

How do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger is waiting in line with you on Black Friday? He Jingles All The Way.

Black Friday Jokes Funny:-

This is how to find your wife, even in the busiest shopping mall.  Follow these four point instructions, the technique never fails. 
  1. Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store. 
  2. Say to her, 'Excuse me, can you help me?  I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere.  Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
  3. The pretty girl will ask: 'Why?'
  4. You reply: 'Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materialises out of thin air.'

Mason watched as a woman at the shopping mall shopped with a four-year-old girl.  As they approached the sweet section the little girl asked for some liquorice sticks and her mother told her, 'No'. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss.  The mother said softly, 'Now Cindy, our shopping is going well, Don't be upset.........we'll soon be out of here.'
Presently, they came to the aisle where the ice cream was on offer and the little girl began to ask for an ice lolly.  When told she couldn't have one she began to cry.  The mother said gently, 'There, there, Cindy, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go and then we'll be at the check out' .
When they got to the conveyer belt the little girl immediately began to demand sweets next to the checkout.  Finally she threw a tantrum when her mother would not let her have any sweets.  The mother, calmed her saying, 'Cindy, we'll be through this queue in two minutes and then we can go home and have a glass of squash and a nap.'
Mason followed them out to the car park and stopped the woman to compliment her on her child management.
'I couldn't help admiring how patient you were with little Cindy,' Mason said.
The mother turned and replied, 'Oh, no, I'm Cindy. My little girl's name is Dorothy.



While Thanksgiving is an official holiday, the day after is not.  However, many workers take this Friday as a holiday making a nice four day weekend.  Since 2000 this day has been labelled 'Black Friday' and has become one of the busiest shopping days of the year.


1. Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
2. What do people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.
3. Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ‘Black Friday’? It matches the mood of all those unhappy bloated shoppers.
4. Why did Obama’s family go shopping on Black Friday? What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?!
5. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday? They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
6. What was the horse looking for on Black Friday? A Macintosh.
7. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.
9. Probable Headline: “1000 Americans killed trying to get Twinkies on Black Friday.”
10. ‘Black Friday’ came earlier this year for me because my TV was stolen.
11. Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
12. Black Friday: A day Americans are willing to kill over materialistic things just a day after celebrating what they’re already thankful for.




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